I've been working on job applications for next fall; it's been rather a hassle. I couldn't print the forms at our campus because the print shop isn't open yet. I tried another place that didn't work and finally went to another campus to print some of them. After I filled them out, it was time to scan them in to send them back. I went back to the little phone/fax shop and mimed out scanning the forms; it took more work to explain that I wanted to get the files onto my flashdrive.(By the way, one of the things that is so different about China from the US is that many people who have shops live in/near them. When I entered, the family was eating lunch at the desk/counter, and you could see through a curtain to another small room with a bed.) Eventually, the owner had me sit at the computer and do some of the work myself. He seemed happy to see me and started chatting. I couldn't really follow him (even though he kept repeating certain key words). Many sentences sounded like "-- food China---- ----- good." I usually get some of the words, but not all of them. However, this didn't stop him. He kept talking. From what I gathered, he was talking about China nand America and food. I tried to tell him I like Chinese food, since this is one of the most common questions we get, but that didn't satisfy him. I think he told me that Chinese people eat beef, and he kept asking me some question. After we finished the scanning, he had me open up the Oceanspray website and he kept clicking on different parts of it. It still wasn't clear what he wanted. I did manage to tell him that cranberries are good for your health - actually, I think I told him that cranberries are good for your muscles and eyes - best charade I could manage for health. I then think he told me that cranberries are why Americans are taller than Chinese. He then asked me how much the different products were and was surprised at the American prices. If I understand, he then asked me to get him some cranberries from America. I tried to mime that I would try to get him cranberries, but I don't know how to say this. Finally, as I was attempting to pay and leave, he wrote down a symbol that I thought was cranberries, so I translated it for him (I still wonder why Chinese people think that if you can't understand what they're saying, it will help to write it down in characters.) However, I've since realized that I think I told him the way to say "friend" in English is "cranberry." Oops.
This hasn't taught me a new lesson, but it has reinforced something in my mind. The Chinese are persistent. I must have said, "Ting bu dong" (I don't understand) seven times, but that didn't stop him; this whole transaction and conversation took about an hour.
So I think I've promised to try to get cranberries for the shop owner. I don't know what he's going to do when he realizes they're not making him taller.